i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him
did you go to ouran highschool
the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter
also known as the night Madam Pomfrey had to save an entire dormitory from alcohol poisoning
at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it
when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?
#Can you imagine what River was thinking in this moment? Because her gaze isn’t a reflection of anger or jealousy #it’s of sad realisation #she’s been left on a shelf like an unfinished book #while he moves on to the next ones #and he’s left her there - not even put away properly #and you can see that fear before she composes herself #but she’s wrong # because he never did leave her but like a beloved keepsake he’s not sharing her either. He’s holding on to her with his thumb between the last page and the binding #and he’s running and reading and jumping about in the meantine - hoping that if he waits long enough more pages will just appear #out of nowhere #like she always did #he’s holding out - not just on Clara #but on hope
From now on, instead of explaining what asexuality is, I’m just sending people this gif
I very much like the idea of comparing myself to Peter Capaldi
if you were expecting me to be disappointed when googling “snakes in hats” then you couldn’t be more wrong
Is that a venomous snake? What idiot would do that?!
clearly someone willing to make a few sacrifices in the name of fashion which is more than can be said for you
Twelve in “Deep Breath”
I love twelve so much that my chest literally swells just looking at this gifset
That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.
Leo no, don’t release Valentino out into the wild. Leo no. You’re going to give people heart attacks.
Che? I’m afraid I do not understand.
How have I lived without this?
aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches