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Hello Benjamin

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself
mathed-potatoes:

englishproblems:

An english major in math class

In honor of September 1st, the start of the next term at Hogwarts

mathed-potatoes:

englishproblems:

An english major in math class

In honor of September 1st, the start of the next term at Hogwarts

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

Perfect is very boring, and if you happen to have a different look, that’s a celebration of human nature, I think. If we were all symmetrical and perfect, life would be very dull.

swiftingthrough:

cloudy with a chance of why the fuck am i outside

voldemo:

My grandma just asked me “why are you smiling at your phone, is it a boy?”

Yes, it is a boy
Fucking another boy
In this sick-ass fanfic Im reading

kingshezza:

John walking in wearing his old uniform bein like “it doesn’t fit like it used to” and Sherlock being like

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frecklesrex:

1/? These are just a couple of my favourite supernatural tumblr posts. These are not mine.

azaleasscrazylittleworld:

little angel go away come again some other day.

the devil has my ear today I’ll never hear a word you say

promise I will find a little solice and some peace of mind.

whatever just as long as I don’t feel so desperate and ravenous

So weak and powerless over you

(SO I just felt like Weak and Powerless by A Perfect Circle was a perfect Megstiel song so have a thing.)

shutupstrax:

And in this gifset I demonstrate to you how I feel after 90% of my conversations

blindbeards0llux:

asexual people are so cool because they can use the term “ace” when referring to themselves??? ace is such a rad word??? stay cool my ace pals

alishalovescats1701:

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

BASICALLY THE WHOLE SUMMER