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gazzymouse:

too-cool-for-facebook:

crankystalfos:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?

THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.

lifeingoldandmud:

nash-grier:

Everyone has a right to their opinion.

Not when your opinion degrades my existence

idrials:

whenever i feel sad, i remember that thorin oakenshield named his pony minty, and then i don’t feel sad anymore

How did I not know this? This is vital information, why was it kept from me?

forsciencejohn:

remember how richard armitage said the dwarves used the misty mountains song to seduce bilbo into going on their journey

Excuse you, that wasn’t Armitage’s idea. That was Tolkien

dex5m:

qwanderer:

thisisevenharderthannamingablog:

girl-farts:

kingcheddarxvii:

notviolet:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

I was thinking the same thing!

Top tip from Marvel Cosmetics: French braid + lips, brows and lashes.

But the girl… lady, you do realise that you have CHRIS MOTHERFUCKING PRATT BRAIDING YOUR HAIR RIGHT?

Revel on the video, my friends, it truly is beautiful http://youtu.be/2tHrUr_ozZs

sleuthhammer:

deansass:

chriscevans:

His face OMG…

but they literally included that in The Winter Soldier
omg

the more i look at this the more i am certain that hemsworth is just a cardboard cutout

sleuthhammer:

deansass:

chriscevans:

His face OMG…

but they literally included that in The Winter Soldier

omg

the more i look at this the more i am certain that hemsworth is just a cardboard cutout

bonded-fallen-angel:

superwhatlocked:

swimmingwithjaredpadalecki:

punch-a-your-buns:

rammyz:

supernaturalapocalypse:

wayward-sons-with-loki-feels:

london-dungeon:

sup0rnatural:

Someone edit Rapunzel’s face into Dean’s.



It would be even more perfect if someone edited the words “Hello Dean” there too.



can the lanterns be pie

omg someone please to that stat!


You’re welcome

Why the hell is it so fast though!

He could smell the pie

bonded-fallen-angel:

superwhatlocked:

swimmingwithjaredpadalecki:

punch-a-your-buns:

rammyz:

supernaturalapocalypse:

wayward-sons-with-loki-feels:

london-dungeon:

sup0rnatural:

Someone edit Rapunzel’s face into Dean’s.

It would be even more perfect if someone edited the words “Hello Dean” there too.

can the lanterns be pie

omg someone please to that stat!

You’re welcome

Why the hell is it so fast though!

He could smell the pie

beeslock:

It makes me sad when people who consider themselves feminist said “don’t worry about your weight because guys like girls with a little meat on their bones.”

You’re still saying a woman needs male validation in order to feel good. You’re telling them that’s it’s okay to be something AS LONG AS THE MAN IS OKAY WITH IT and that’s the opposite of feminism.

I’ve had plenty of comments from friends that tell me stuff like this: “Nah, you’re not fat, we like girls like that” “You look great, you’re so curvy, guys must really like you” shit, if I feel overweight and uncomfortable in a body that other people find “hot” that’s my fucking problem. I try not to use that language but basically that’s the message. I don’t want to lose weight so that people will find me attractive, I want to lose weight in order to be happy with myself. And because frankly my boobs get in the fucking way and I’ve reached a point where I fear someone will die if I don’t get rid of some of them

http://sylviatietjens.co.vu/post/92685775828/mogai-archive-aceflux-similar-to-genderflux-in →

mogai-archive:

aceflux: similar to genderflux in that how asexual you feel tends to flux in and out in intensity. some days you may feel apathetic toward sex, then others you might feel entirely sex-repulsed, and some days you’re just like sex? yeah. cool.

aroflux: similar to genderflux…

smartass-fallen-angel:

ten-and-donna:

masukunda:

devourthegalaxy:

sayingnotostatusquo:

alwayscastle17:

dauntless-nerdfighter:

THIS IS BRILLIANT ON SO MANY LEVELS

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

Excuse me, I think you’re forgetting a few people

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OH. MY. GOD.

IT GOT BETTER

It got so much better

thewanderingibis:

dannythequeerghost:

i-am-the-pizza-man:

thestoryso-near:

pepperwood-just-kiss-me:

gerard-you-little-shit:

What the fuck Gru how do you notice this like they are all basically indentical

That’s because he truly loves them and knows them

i love when that other one slaps his head like “nigga tryin steal my love gtfo”

THE ONE IN THE 3RD GIF THAT STARTS CRYING HES SO DISTRAUGHT

Gru: Worst Super Villain Ever

I think you mean best super villain ever

supermaniackles:

lordwhat:

Fool proof.

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do you need to sleep?

laurbz:

whoinwhoville:

allabitofablur:

gallifrey-feels:

becauseofdoctorwho:

inowpronounceyouratandbow:

thesometimeswarrior:

evansy:

Done.

#IF RORY WILLIAMS WAS ALIVE DURING WORLD WAR II THE WAR WOULD PROBABLY HAVE ENDED SOONER

but he was:
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Twice

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So can we talk about the fact that that means there were 3 Rory’s in the world at the same time?

Lucky Amy

lucky world

That last gif just made my life

magalomania:

edprinzawesome:

his face……

The man just wants to feel cute. He doesn’t understand the laughter.